TILU DRAKULA

Aya Tilu Drakula keur nangkring di luhur gedung, maranehna keur ngabanding"keun saha anu paling kejam jeng jago dinu maehan jelema..

Drakula1 : Yeuh dewek mah bisa maehan jeung ngiinum getih jelema pang lobana ngan ukur dinu waktu sakeudeung..
Drakula2 : ah dewek teu percaya, mun didinya bisa maehan jelema loba jeung nginum geutihna ku waktu nu sakedeung
Drakula1 : Ku dewek di buktikeun.

Belewer Drakula1 hiber ninggalkeun 2 babaturannana, teu 5 menit lila Drakula1 datang deui. Huntu Jeung Biwirna Pinuh Ku getih.

Drakula1 : ente" nenjo kota nu sabelah katuhueun gunung itu???!!
Drakula3 & Drakula2 : nya.., nya...
Drakula1 : Beak ku dewek di paehan jeng di sedotan getihna, ku ukur 5 menit.
Drakula3 & Drakula2 : Nya heueuh.. Hebaat..
Drakula2 : ah dewek bisa leweih jago ti ente

Drakula2 embung eleh, manehna panaseun, belewer Drakula2 hibeur ninggalkeun 2 babaturannana.
3 menit datang deui Drakula2.Huntu, biwir nepi kairungna katutupan ku getih.

Drakula2 : ente" nenjo kota nu sabelah leweung geledeugan itu???!!!
Drakula1 & Drakula3 : Nya...nya...
Drakula2 : Beak ku dewek kabeh sakota eusina,paraeh di sedotan getihna, dewek ngan ukur perlu 3 menit.
Drakula1 & Drakula3 : Wuiiis..., ckckc..., Eduuun...

Drakula3 nu ti bieu merhatikeun dua babaturanna geus paling panas jeng geus sirik geus hayang buru" hibeur neangan mangsa sa gancang"na, ngelehkeun 2 babaturannana..,meh manehna nu paling jago.

Drakula3 : Dewek Ge BISAAA!!!...

Drakula3 ngajorowok ka 2 babaturanna bari langsung ngagajeleung hibeur.....,
teu lila, ngan ukur 3 DETIK Drakula3 balik deui.., Bengeutna pinuh ku getih baloboran, nutupan neupi ka beureum sabeungeut-bengeut. 2 Babaturanna rarewaseun, jeng bangga yen Drakula3 geus balik deui pinuh ku geutih bengetna ngan ukur 3 Detik.

Drakula3 Ngajorowok ka 2 Babaturannana bari jeung Heh Hooh..

Drakula3 : Ente" Nenjo Tiang di Tukang Gedung Ieu???!!!
Drakula1 & Drakula2 : Nya...,Nyaa....?????? (Drakula1 & Drakula2 nga enyakeun bari heran)
Drakula3 : DEWEEEEK HANTEEEEEUUUU!!!!

The Magic Mirror

The Magic Mirror

Scene 1

In the afternoon in small and warm house. A couple sister playing in the living room.

Julie

“Jaaaaaaaaane….give me back my doll….”

Jane

“You want this?, you want your doll back?, came get it from me… hahahaha…”

Julie

Cry bagging hers doll to Jane

“Jaaaane please you hurt her, you hurt Marina…”

Jane

Mocking hers sister

“Mama..mama.. Marina hurts….”(increasing her voice pretending the doll can talk)

“oh look marina, Jane cry….,uuuuh… she is very-very spoil girl huuhuuhuuu” (talk to the doll)

Julie

Run closing Jane and then grab the doll from Jane hand

“Give me back my doll!!....”

Jane

Holding tight the doll, wont let the doll getting by Julie

“No.. I will not give her to you!..”

Julie

Still pulling the doll from Jane hand

“please Jane…please.. she’s mine..”

They still fight for the doll, but the doll couldn’t strong enough and then the doll break apart. Julie cry found hers doll broken

Julie

“look…look what you did to Marina, Maaamii…. Jane make Marina broken”

Jane

“What!!.. you did it your self”

Knowing hers daughter fighting in the living room, they mother come

Mom

“Jaannee... what you have done to your sister?..”

Julie

“mommyy… Jane broke Marina”

Jane

“Noooo….Julie did it her self!”

Mom

“Listen Jane, I know you did it, Marina is Julie doll, why you didn’t play whit your own doll?”

Jane

“Your not fair to me, you always spoil her”

Mom

“Jane…Julie…I love you both, there is no reason that I more love want of you, both of you are my lovely daughter”

Jane

“No, you lying to me”

Jane yelling to hers mom and than running to her room

Mom

“Oh,…poor my Jane”

(Mom pull Julie body and hugging her)

“Ssssttt…. Stop crying baby, I will repair your doll, your sister didn’t mean to make Marina broke, would you forgive her?”

Julie

“Yes,.. mommy yes” (hugging her mommy tight)

Mom

“Nice girl”

Scene 2

In the morning mother going to traditional market, on the way she meet with an old woman who sell the mirror. The old woman offer the mirror to her.

Old woman

“Hi.. young beautiful lady, change your gloomy face to happy face, are you never see your face in the mirror this lately?”

Mom

“Oh… nice old woman, I do not need mirror to draw happiness on my face, I just need to see my two daughter can love each other, that thing will make me happy”

Old woman

“Contrary honey, I know how big is your problem, actually this mirror can help you”

Mom

“How?....this small mirror can solve my big problem?”

Old woman

“Just tell to your daughter, your both daughter!, you can knowing all they activity, all naughty just by seeing this mirror, and tell to them also if you will give punishment to who has doing bad thing, and tell to them anywhere they go, you all wish know”

Mom

“Sould I lie to them?”

Old woman

“You doing that for they good sakes”

Mom

“alright I will try than, so how much I need to spend the money to get the small one”

Old woman

“For you it’s free”

Mom

“Oh,.. nice of you, I’ll take the small one”

Old Woman

“Okay, I’ll give you this one” (give the small mirror)

“I hope you lucky with your problem”

Mom

“Thank you, I will try what you have told to me”

After she buy the mirror, she going home.

Scene 3

Back to home, as usually Jane bully her younger sister, but at this time their mother not far away from them

Mom

“Jane, stop bullying your sister, I know what your did…”

Said Mom from the other room

Jane

“I didn’t doing nothing moom..”

Jane said with a little surprise, why hers mother know what she did

Mother come to living room, and get closer to hers both daughters

Mom

“Jane, Julie…, mommy want to show you something”

Jane & Julie

“What is that mom?, it’s surprise for me??, are buy us present??”

Mom

“No honey, not this time…, right now I want to show you magic”

Jane

“Magic, what’s that mommy, show to me?’

Mom

“Jane…, do you wondering how I could know what you did to your sister a minute ago?”

Jane

Little bit curious

“Yes…, how you did it mom?”

Mom

“Look.. I have magical mirror, I can see what my two lovely daughter doing, so both of you be nice, and try to love each other, because if I found both of you fight again in this mirror, I will cry and wouldn’t give both of you present at your birthday”

Julie

“Noo…noo…, don’t take away our birthday give…”

Jane

“Are those real mom?”

Mom

“Yes it’s real…., you should believe me…, you believe me right?”

Julie

“Julie believe you mom..”

Mom

“Jane..?”

Jane

“Ya I believe you to mom”

Mom

“So both of you be nice ya??.., and try to play with love each other”

Jane & Julie

“ Ok mom..”

Scene 4

Another Day, Julie and Jane play in living room, this time they didn’t fight, Jane no longer bullying her sister. They play with full energy, without purpose they hit Mom flower vase, so the vase fall and broke.

Julie

“Ow no…, this is mom vase, and she very love it, we have broken it”

Jane

“Julie.., shht.. don’t be noisy, don’t let mom know about this”

Julie

“Jane.., did you forget, mommy know have magic mirror, she can know what we have been did to her vase”

Jane

“Ooooouuwww…, what we have to dooo???…”

Julie

“I don’t want lose my birthday give…, I have waiting for long time to have new doll….”

Jane

“ya… ya… Julie, neither do I, let me figure out how to solve this problem”

In Jane Subconscious, the angel and the devil having argue and try to influent her

Devil

“Jane.., you know if your mom didn’t at home right now??, and you know she leave the mirror at cupboard in her room???....”

Jane

“yes…mommy didn’t bring the mirror with her”

Julie

“what you say Jane?”

Jane

“ow… nothing.., I didn’t talking to you”

Devil

“Go to your mommy room and take the mirror away…, or you can throw at the river on the hill..”

Jane

“yes.. I can do that..”

Angel

“Jane.. Don’t do it, you have been promise to your mom, and steal the mirror isn’t not a good thing”

Devil

“Don’t listen him, do you want lose your birthday give for this year??”

Jane

“No I don’t want to”

Angel

“Jane your mom will not like if you steal the mirror, don’t do it or you will regret for it”

Jane

“But I don’t want lose my birthday give”

The Devil won, Jane going to mother room, and took the mirror with her.

She ask Julie to come with her to throw the mirror away

Jane

“Come with me Julie, I will solve our problem”

Julie

“Where we will going Jane, I still afraid if mommy will know what we have done to her vase..”

Jane

“No she wouldn’t know as long you didn’t tell her”

Julie

“Ya but she have magical mirror remember?, she will know what we did from the mirror”

Jane

“No she wouldn’t.., believe me”

Julie

“But how come??”

Jane

“Look I have been stilled the mirror from mommy room, and now we will throw it to the river”

Julie

“whaaat???, you stilled the mommy mirror???, that bad idea, mommy will upset and more angry with us”

Jane

“No if we didn’t tell her, do you want lose your birthday give???”

Julie

“No I don’t”

Jane

“So trust me, come with me to the river”

Julie

“Ok, but I still doubt about this plan….”

Jane and Julie going in rush to the river

Scene 5

Jane and Julie arrive to river

Julie

“Are you sure you want to throw the mirror?”

Jane

“I don’t know, but I don’t want mom angry with us, and we lose the birthday give”

Fisherman

“What you are doing in this river girl?”

Jane & Julie surprise hear that someone talk to them without they know

Jane

“No, me and my sister just want to play near the river”

Fisherman

“Ehm…, but my hunch tell that you lying to me, didn’t you?, what will you do with that mirror”

Jane

“Yes sir you are right, I have lied to you, but we need to throw away this mirror”

Fisherman

“why you should throw that lovely mirror?, whose mirror is that?, did you something wrong with that mirror?”

Julie

“No… with the mirror sir, but with our mother vase, we have broke our mother vase”

Jane

“Julie…ssshtt.. shut up, why you tell that to him???....”

Fisherman

“Vase huh?...hehehe…, but why part of the mirror from the story?”

Jane

“Nothing sir.., we just have to throw this mirror to river”

Julie

“We need to throw this mirror because we don’t want mommy know what happen to her vase, this is mommy magic mirror”

Jane

“Juliiieeee Shut your mouth up…”

Fisherman

“Hahahahahaaa……”

Jane

“Why you laugh sir, what so funny?”

Fisherman

“I don’t know with you girl, but for me is useless if you throw away the mirror to the river, because your mom still will found that her vase not in the place, and not for long she will know if the vase has broken, and you can guest who will asking for that vase, Ok then good luck with the mirror, I have done with my fishing, see you… hahahahahaa….” (Fisherman still laughing to the both of girls)

Julie

“Jane, you know, it’s right the man said, it’s useless we throw away the mirror, the vase will not come back”

Jane

“Yes I know…”

Julie

“Jane what will we do now…?????”

Jane

“I don’t know Julie, it’s look like we can’t go back home, we have make some terrible bad thing, and mom will very-very mad to us, for now I don’t want to go home”

Julie

“I coming with you, don’t leave meee…”

(hold Jane hand and cry)

Jane

“No…, I will not leave you sis…, just stay close to me”

Julie

“where we will going now??”

Jane

“Nowhere, we just stay here near the river, I don’t know another place”

Julie

“Just don’t leave me alone… ok??”

Jane

“Ok Sis…”

Jane & Julie stay near the river and wont go home, the noon has come…, sun going to leave the day, Jane & Julie still not go home

Julie

“Jane I am starving…”

Jane

“Me to Sis, but I am afraid to come home…, just hug me, and go to sleep, maybe we will forget if we are hungry..”

Jane & Julie Hugging each other, and they fall to sleep

Sound

“Jane Julie wake up…”

Julie

“whose that Jane???,…. (surprise) Mooooom….., I misss you..”

Found her mother in front of her, Julie hug her mom

Jane

“Mom…, how you find us”

Mom

“I just know honey, and I know that you try to throw the mirror away”

Mom said and smile to Jane

Jane

“But mom I have the mirror how you have know?”

Mom

“With love Jane, that the importing one, you love me and your sister aren’t you?”

Jane

“Yes mom, I love you and I love Julie”

Hugging hers mom

Julie

“I love you to Jane”

Julie closer to Jane and hugging Jane

Mom

“Thank you Jane, you have take care your sister”

Smile to Jane and kiss her forehead

“Ok shall we go home now, don’t you are hungry???, I will cook your favorite food”

Jane & Julie

“Yaaaaaaa…..”

Both oh them happy and hugging her mother

The End

CAVOEN YOSIFUS T420’99

03 Desember 2008

MY BAD Part I (Mau Sekolah apa Mau Ke Pasar??!!)

MY BAD Part I (Mau Sekolah apa Mau Ke Pasar??!!)

Assalamualaikum

Pagi hari si ocep biasa bangun subuh buat sekolah, te apal ku rajin te apal pedah imahna jauh teuing ti kota nyuksruk ka

gunung :D

seperti biasa semua sudah di siapkan ma si ema tersayang, makan pagi, baju seragam...,

rencananya pada hari itu si ocep mau latihan paskibra dan apel pagi krna kebetulan hari senin...

semua sudah siap, pakaian sudah rapih, kaus latihan PKB dah dipakai, pake jaket biar anget..

Nungguin angcot lama sekali, indit subuh jam 5 can kaluar angcotna, di tungguin akhirnya ada juga yang datang angcot nya...,

tapi.... not my lucky angcot, si angcot pinuh ku daun sampe jeng daun bayeum, di tambah ibu-ibu bapak2 di sararung mau ke

pasar...

ehm 3 angcot... sperti itu terus...
ngeliat jam ges jam 6 lebih... Bararete, si ocep nekat naek angcot berikutnya meskipun penuh sesak, bela-belaan ngagantung di

pintu angcot kayak Kenek..., ka-anginan, ngagelebug asup angin....

Dicaritakeun, si ocep ges nepi ke depan SMA 4 yang gerbangnya ternyata hampir di tutup, "ehm kaberangan latihan yeuh", di

dalam manah si ocep...(push up 5 seri (50 kali) yeuh balikna duuuh)

Tapi untung sakola can kaberangan...

Durugdug gurunggusuh turun ti angkot Cikudapateuh Ciroyom, si ocep lumpat masuk ke pintu gerbang...but... stop....

Guru piket ngeureunkeun langkah si ocep..., yang ternyata kebetulan jadwalnya pak ACE (loba teuing kebetulan carita teh

wekekekekeke...)

"Euit...Itu Kamu buka dulu jaketnya..., jangan pake jaket..., buka di ruang piket sana..", pa Ace mengingatkan dengan leuleus

leutik (alias lemah lembut HAhahaha...)..

"Ya Pak..", buru-buru si ocep masuk ka ruang piket dan membuka jaket beuereum kucel pamere Apa na xixixix...

Tapi Si Ocep Kaget, ketika dia membuka tasnya, tidak ditemukan Seragam Sekolah yang sudah disiapkan sama si ema... "Duuuuuh

Emaaaaaaaa....Saragam tinggaleuuuun...", jeuritan hati si ocep melengking rewas jeung gempeur, sieun di adat ku pak ACE...

Tapi si ocep memberanikan diri untuk bilang ma pak ACE, da kuduna, rek nyumput dimana jeung lumpat kamana atuh da geus

pahareup-hareup...wek...

"Pak Seragam Saya Ketinggalan..." Cek si Ocep Bari ngadegdeg
"Kenapa Bisa...??" Tanya pa ACE
"Tadi saya niatnya mau latihan jadi cuman pake kaus saja.." Si Ocep melakukan pembelaan
"Yah tapi kamu bisa kan pake seragam dari rumah bukan pake kaus" Tegas Pak ACE, dan memang heueuh beuneur..

Si Ocep Tidak kalah bersilat lidah
"Pak Tadi sebenrnya saya asa-asa dah masukin seragam ke dalam tas, tapi ternyata saya not so lucky man (wkekekeke Lebai..)"

Tiba-tiba Si Pa ACE marah
"Kamu Banyak alasan pisan yah..., kamu pikir Sekolah itu Pasar, bisa seenaknya pisan!!!"... (suara pintu berbang

di tonjok ku pak ACE, ...beuner kitu sorana DOAR..., teuing ah..)

Si Ocep Rewas... untung nonjokna teu ka si ocep, karunya gerbang di tonjok ku pak ACE, tapi alhamdulillah dugi ka ayena

gerbangna teu nanaon, masih TEUAS... Wakakakakak....

tapi teuteup weh era mah aya, sabab pas pak ace nonjok gerbang loba nu naringalikeun ka si ocep.., si ocep beungeut na pias

semu beureum...

"Sekarang kamu pulang bawa seragam, dan ingat balik lagi ke sekolah" Pak ACE pundung nitah si ocep balik..
"iya pak..., saya pulang dulu aja, mau bawa seragam" ceuk si ocep leuleus balik ti reuwas
"Bikin dulu Surat Ijin, nanti klo dah balik lagi surat ijinnya kasiin ke saya.." Pak Ace Nyengor
"Iya pa...", masih ngajawab leuleus si ocep...

Si Ocep nyieun surat ijin ker balik heula mawa seragam...
Di jalan balik si ocep mikir...
"Ayena balik mawa seragam, duit ngan ukur saongkoseun deui balik..., di imah euweuh sasaha keur di pentaan duit keur balik

deui ka sakola, da si ema jeng apa ker kerja..., aaaah pusing dewek mah... geus ah balik sare.. teu kudu ka sakola deui.."

Si Ocep akhirna balik ka imah..., sapopoe eta si ocep sare di imah teu kamana-mana...

Isukanana manehna lain mawa balik deui surat ijin tapi surat sakit ti dokter, hasil malsukeun tanda tangan ...
WWakakakkaa.....

Semoga temen2 mendapat hikmah dari carita si Ocep di atas, tong di turutan hahahha...
dan maaf klo bahasanya campur aduk..., kata si iteung mah BILINGUAL WAKAKAKAKKA......

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Wassalamualaikum